hello i am a lady bug.   i like to do fun things like dance my butt off.    these are my fat legs these are fat arms.    or so the other bugs say they say,''Billy Bug.''  billy bug is my name.    they say ,''Billy bug your arms and legs are so fat!'' they try to beat me up,    so i hide in the trees for days.    i also eat trees,     and put them in my butt.    i am a lady bug. sometimes  i walk over there and then i come back. other times i do jumping jacks. and sleep for hours with my best friend. lady bugs dont always have vajjs. im pretty sure i dont have one.  i did make love to a stranger once. i pooped him out the next day. i am a lady bug.  i cross bridges on my butt, i get lost in open space. but im stupid, thats not who i am. im a lady bu-             *branch brakes*    "ow!''                 ONISION  IM  A  LADY  BUG